You seem like a very good driver
Know all the short cuts
Comfortable behind the wheel
Regular oil changes
And I’m sitting here in the passenger seat next to you
You look over at me quite frequently
I simply return your glance
You are constantly watching the traffic
Obeying all the signs
And using your fancy navigation system….
Tom Tom, Garmin, Google maps, Siri…so many to choose from
Do you really have the best navigation system in place?
I’ll admit you are a very good driver
I’ve got a secret to tell you…..
You could be even better
Well, why don’t you upgrade your navigation?
You looked puzzled
Not referring to the one in your car or on your smart phone
My navigation is always the most up to date
And, when you truly use my navigation system
You won’t be looking over at me anymore
Because I’ll be driving
Remember, I never asked you to drive