Wanted to let you know I removed your breaks today
Why the look of panic?
Oh, I get it now…
You’ve never seen a car without breaks
Well, I have to admit I don’t do this a whole lot
Not many get to the point where they no longer need them
How fast will we be going?
I’m sure glad you asked that one
You know just how to make me chuckle
I’m quite sure I don’t have to remind you that you already have a bit of a lead foot
You also know I have no issue with it
Truthfully, I’ve been waiting
Those breaks have done nothing but slow us down
My plan has always been to take you on the ride of your life
The one I specifically made only for you
And let me tell you, where we’ll be going…..
There’s no need for those breaks
They’ll be no stopping
And certainly no chance of ever slowing down
Oh, one last thing
I’d recommend putting that crazy hair of yours in a ponytail
Now that I’ve removed the only thing that was slowing us down
I plan to show you just how fast this thing can really go