Logically, we’ll start at the beginning
“a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)”
Even I appreciate the Urban Dictionary on occasion
Now let’s take a look at your life
Little to no extra money
Little to no spare time
Raising 2 teenage children
Considering living in an RV(not a bad option…housekeeping could be addressed a bit more easily if you travelled with your home)
Would you really sit still that long?
I certainly can’t see it
Do you miss it?
Didn’t think so
Slow down a minute….
You’re giving us both a headache
All this talk of trying to force yourself to squeeze in some ‘couch potato’ time
You do know it will require giving up something you love to do
Don’t look at me
I certainly didn’t ask you to slow down
Did you forget?
It was you who asked me to keep up
And me who brought the nitro
Stop questioning what to do with your time
You already know
Didn’t bless you with any of that couch potato
Better strap yourself in tight
As usual we’re about to hit some killer speed bumps!
Oh, and grab a helmet
Installed a turbo upgrade during your last pit stop
Don’t make me laugh